Want to see me in action? Please be warned that this page does contain a couple of medium sized swears and adult themes but absolutely no nudity*. Just in case you’re at work/have small people about/are planning on gathering the whole family round to make a real event of it.

An old favourite. I meet a slightly well-oiled woman called Lisa in Somerset

Mellor Sports Club. Claire breeds cows. We find out more. Hilarity ensues.

The start of lockdown – and I begin to get the hang of my new role as part-time Primary School Teacher

Imagine if a comedian were to record some topical material on 31/1/20 – the day before the UK leaves the EU and the first case of COVID-19 is recorded in the UK – at a British Legion Club in a small town known for having a medieval bridge. WELL IMAGINE NO MORE.

A magical Bonfire Night with the kids

Christmas comes early at Hornsea Floral Hall

A trailer for my debut book Be In That Number

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